How I love the humor of this guy!
Monologue
King Of The Small Stuff
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I have a gnawing doubt: a peanut floating in a pool is still a nut?
The problem is that it goes nuts as the news of the First ... No information, no one to tell us: "Watch out! If you see a closed pistachio, do not try." Do not understand why we insist on open that pistachio, is absurd, is like trying to make love with Nancy ... It has no slot.
I remember I started studying this in the nuts because my parents told me they loved a phrase: "Long eye after school there is a man who gives candy with drugs." And I have searched and there was nobody. There was one that sold pipes to children, what indecency! Because pipes are much more dangerous than drugs, engage more. You open a bag of pipes and just everything, can not stop, you see that you have a problem and say, "Bah, the last!" That's like when you say: "This year will begin to study everything from day one." Tu you take the first you take her to the mouth, spit the shell, because the shells have to spit. There are people who try it out with your fingers is impossible because they are wet, then you will miss and you get stuck on your finger, try removing the other and it hits you in the other, go with your other hand and you stay to the end with a shell on each finger, the only thing you can do is shove in your mouth and spit. What happens is that the pipes condition our behavior; you a normal person sitting in a normal bank, you automatically give pipes and sits in the back of the bench. It's automatic, a bank eat the pipes sitting in the back, the seat is pa 'throw the shells, You will not be so pig put them into the ground! It is a terrible thing that happens is that the pipes going to eat so hooked, so hooked, so hooked like a junkie, there's only one thing you can out of that trance ... Pipe sour. Sour pipe is like finding a hair in a nipple, let's see what happens to that pipe? Why has that taste so horrible? You put it on the tongue and spit it be that is that you become a sprinkler. Terrible, some say bitter pipe is a pipe that expired ... I do not know, I do not get into that subject, because I mention the date of expiry of the pipes and I get disgusted because you grab your bag and read: expiration date, and says "look at back ", pussy, what they care to put it there! Terrible, a pipe are bitter and cuts your roll. But you find a stick and is a party! I do not understand, is a stick ... You go to the field and more. And knowing this I think what you could do for society and people can be happier is to be putting sticks into things. For example, to make us most excited every time we finance send a letter could give us a stick. Well, in this regard is doing what it can ...
Anyway I think what we like about the pipes are the shells, if fixing the pipes have not peeled grace. I think if shells were manufactured alone no pipes within would be more successful. But someone has taken the trouble to peel all those bare pipes, Who was it? And especially how much you have paid? Because right now you have to have lips like two sausages, he paid a fortunón open ... A fortunón ... Lips like two sausages ... To me that was the Duchess of Alba.
