Thursday, December 31, 2009

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I doubt a lot that we exist then

"Unless we build a spaceship, not much time left, because at 1,000 million years the sun will heat both will disappear in our life planet. "

Andrew Watson , University of East Anglia

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I think it's irony, by stupidity, I hope I'm wrong, extiguiremos us before too long. Will about 6 million years that appeared Australopithecus, Homo sapiens sapiens have at most 50,000 years, with the oldest remains found so far in Australia, are dated to 47,000 years.

Txetxu

Where did we come?

The Sun is a yellow dwarf.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

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Something rotten in Denmark

Lo Copenhagen for many has been there like a kick where it hurts. Who I think they would have to take it seriously, do very little.

The Greenpeace will spend this holiday imprisoned and isolated, which I find very unfair. They had no intention of causing harm to anyone, nor did they say that which pica, eat garlic, on banners that read: POLITICIANS Talk Leaders ACT. Only trying, as they often do, draw attention to something that is obvious, but some people ignore. What evidence to do so left the security service? I have not been to blame others that are either incompetent.

One of many examples: as a child lived in Basauri (now less than 4 km from Bilbao) and we had the chance to go to the beach often, since 1 st hour in the morning until late afternoon since then never used a sunscreen! Something now unthinkable, and that what did not happen, if you put you burn the skin. And I am cream in summer but not go to the beach.

Other: I live in León, a city often be cold, but we had a fall with abnormally high temperatures.

Other: Do not you see / hear / read the news?

A poet said: "I hate Spain." Things have changed, some have got better and better, others worse.

"WE HURT THE PLANET"

Txetxu

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Climate Change Conference

http://www.cambio-climatico.com/

In the film Mad Max II, in a future world oil shortage and the principle is explained how it came to that situation: "... and the leaders talked and talked ..." What it reminds me of Copenhagen.

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Txetxu

Monday, December 7, 2009

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"The woods would be very sad if only the birds sing better they do." Rabindranath Tagore
Click on Disabilities. When I saw the video in tuenti a friend I was thrilled. The song is "Now We Are Free" by Lisa Gerrard & Hans Zimmer.

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3 December, International Day of Persons with Disabilities

And there is the Environment Day, but we're loading the planet, as a boy to go now if there is a difference! AND AIDS Day, I read a story in 1984 when it was not yet sure what it was and it has been 25 years, but still no vaccine. And Gay Pride Day, but some believe SIGEN however rare. And the Car Free Day, but few drivers do not catch it. And the day without snuff, but smokers ignore it. And ...

Day should not be a day ... EVERY DAY BETTER RESPECT!

Txetxu

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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Birds also sing - Yllana

... What I laughed the 1st time I saw him!

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Ecoprotectores

This I read in the blog ECOLOGY of Sergio Elguezábal

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If you want to take care of Planet

Join us, we'll teach. The

Soldiers

Ma'Taggart children are protective of this huge place. The environment

very sad and said: "I feel sick

're not going to care?

I say strong, my dear Earth,

I protect you from those you do wrong,

I'll be your shield and sword defender

Of those who do evil

want you to see, see, hooo

That's what you do, Notes and

hooo, hooo

Everything goes wrong, hooo

Watch your world, fish and plants,

not turn your back, that's going to hurt.

If we stand together and unite our forces,

breathe The happy environment.

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David Ma'Taggar School in Santiago del Estero (Argentina's northern region), where children from an early start to be educated about the importance of caring for the planet. Is the "professional" music Betiana Barreto.

Friday, October 30, 2009

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Hallowe'en bullfighting

The Softies - Hallowe'en

was a normal day,

anyone, neither black nor white,

not know whether it was long or short,

because as everyone started running.

A journey of a remote century,

lost and the account have been so many,

I reached slowly.

Hallowe'en.

when age was defeated

says: where you poor fool? Embracing

lost causes, lost women

, broken hearts.

The first or the last day, no matter

are just a few.

God got tired of winding my life.

Eve of All Saints.

time hours was a homicide,

you do not you find, including working,

the clock ticking injures,

life going while committing suicide.

was when around every corner,

another twist is tightening.

you kiss on the mouth to the agony.

Hallowe'en.

Every year

lined up and you call accounts recalling

how you lost what you wanted

or without knowing what you were stealing.

Only God knows the last day

last hour silent smiles,

the latest issue of the list.

Hallowe'en.

To listen to this song the best place

Hell.

are born alone, die alone, do not be fooled

only go on living.

At last the best day,

thirteen or Tuesday and Friday.

dogs keep me company,

bark when I'm crying.

died of envy is when

view the world go by walking. Roads are

cold knife.

Eve All Saints. Nights and nights

lost

hundreds of hours flying.

signal reaches the game,

fall and I'm still rising. Supported

broke,

companion is leaving me.

reject your outstretched hand.

Hallowe'en.

words behind bars again

paper.

Calla, obey, what are you complaining. Some

lying, others dreaming.

When you see the yellow card

what are you doing? "You push and you keep pulling?

Illusions made

chips.

Hallowe'en.

was perhaps the last day,

without night, when a few

go with the majority vote

end

without winning. Furious

death

me signs,

close, very close to me is calling.

I'm as close a workbook.

Hallowe'en.

To listen to this song the best place

Hell.

are born alone, die alone, do not be fooled

only go on living.

To listen to this song

the best place Hell.

are born alone, die alone, do not be fooled

only go on living.

There will be together!

Souls Day!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

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"If we remain apathetic to the vision of pain in animals and, instead, find it entertaining occasion, this lack of compassion can easily be extended to our fellow human beings. "

-Tenzin Geyche Tethong, in a letter written on behalf of the Dalai Lama in 2002.

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"I am absolutely opposed to bullfighting, which are abominable spectacle whose cruelty is stupid, for the crowd, an education of blood and mud."

-Émile Zola, French writer, 1899, letter to Marcel Laurent.

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"Bullfighting disgrace to the people and the force of habit perverted by custom has re-established."

Rocafuerte

-Vicente, the first president of Ecuador, 1839.

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"What can be said in favor of bullfighting in the late twentieth century? ... No argument holds water."

Ferrater

-José Mora, English philosopher.

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"The difference between a bull and bullfighting is in the eye. The first is no blood or violence: just go to slaughter. The second one only sees the blood in the first place and refuses on principle to go beyond because it believes that any kind of beauty or art can be based on previous carnage. "

-Manuel Vicent, English writer, in his book "Antitauromaquia", 2001, Editorial Aguilar / Santillana, Spain.

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"does not seem to understand that a society that claims to be humanistic and modern rejoicing follow a ritual as barbaric. "

-Rosa Montero, English writer and author.

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" I support Animal Rights as well as Human Rights. It is the only way to be a complete human. "

-Abraham Lincoln, U.S. president.

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" The pathetic and operatic bullfight was the last remnant of a barbarous past and still dishonor our civilization.

-Desmond Morris, U.S. anthropologist and popularizer in the book "The animal contract", 1991, editorial Emecé, Argentina.

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"Bullfighting, also called 'English national holiday,' he has always seemed a monstrosity ... a disgusting atrocity. (...) The torture of the bull in the ring is nothing but a despicable and heinous crime."

-Paul Sorozábal, English composer.

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"The National Day is the highest exaltation of human aggression."

-Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente, English naturalist.

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popular entertainment in my opinion is barbarous, worthy, if possible, to be completely removed. "

Balmes, Jaime Luciano
, English philosopher and theologian in the book "Catholicism versus Protestantism in its relations with European civilization, 1852.

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Whereas these shows which are bulls and wild beasts in the circus or in the public square have nothing to do with piety and Christian charity, and wanting to abolish these bloody and shameful events, not of men but of the devil ... is strictly prohibited by our constitution, which runs perpetually, under pain of excommunication and anathema to be incurred by the very fact prohibit Ipso facto ... to enable the conclusion of these shows which are bulls and other beasts in their provinces, cities, territories and places are carried out ... And if any of them die there, not be given a Christian burial ... "

-Pope Pius V, Bull gregis salutis Domitius, 1567.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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At the top of my blog reads: "Although the quality of life depends on many things, nowadays access to cyberspace is one of them and should be a right of all people." And what I have, however some do not.

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"Full belly" 3 or 4 times daily, with food from the residence. And when he wants, what I want. I remember doing my military service, with 20 years and a lot of physical effort, I found little support: passed bad hungry (and even not enough for me, but he ate).

I do not smoke, although my "vice" (in quotes) beers. The drink was or here, right now I'm taking one.

received a good education in high school, I studied up (previously called COU, University Orientation Course, equivalent to the present 2 of school). Not because I wanted more, what I now regret; if then knew what I know : I'd like to know more, for example.

If I get sick I have voluntary care, medicines, etc. However, many people die from diseases I see rubbish.

I was born in this great country, I hope it gets better. Or in Palestine or Cuba, or China, or Ethiopia, or in another African country, nor ...

And I want (I doubt not), for those who know and for me, a great girl.

Most importantly, I was born and how fortunate I am alive!

Txetxu

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

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hope I have not made the mistake of believing that only I am right: The freedom, equality, self-esteem, personal dignity, the harmony between us ... I think there are those who would like to deprive us of many values \u200b\u200band do not want us to improve.

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educación_para_la_Ciudadanía

In the previous post I say I do not understand critics of education for citizenship, and respect for, if it is, has to be free from political ideas, beliefs, etc. It should not matter who is Catholic, Protestant, gay, right wing, red, black, white, and not agree with the thinking of the other, it must be borne in mind that this is a good person. Someone said: "Opinions are like ass hole, everyone has one and we believe that the other sucks." Maybe you see no way to convince me, as well as to persuade me some things, but you may not.

And not only respect for people, animals, our planet, the window of the corner store, the neighbor's car from 2 º ...

Txetxu

Friday, October 2, 2009

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how I think; As you see it differently or disagree.

I do not, the last was a few days before becoming disabled in early junio/1998 for the festival of San Isidro in Madrid. And it was not called bottle, do not remember that in any way: Mahou was drinking (beer liter, minis in plastic cup) kalimotxo (wine and cola) and other drinks (which was also used to drink vodka and orange), dated a girl who did not drink alcohol and buy juice, must be responsible and, eventually, to say here! A 1 ª afternoon a little group drank, people joined, people, people and results that were within a block early, and those were probably started somewhere else. It is done in parks by using banks, but also in the street and you sit in a doorway, or on the curb, or on the floor, or ... Many times the square was May 2, or anywhere, El Rastro to follow, "sleep? Sunday night and it was all weekend! So did you ever weekdays. Each contributed what he could: Mahou January 1, another 3-one 1 bottle of DYC, another JB, "money is a good servant, but a bad master." We called him scatter (my friends and I) must be done thinking of others and oneself, or as Karola not drink alcohol. I want to clarify, over the years I realize that sounds like too chaotic scattering was fun for us to say: we will never to anything or anyone, not ourselves. I speak from my friends and me, I stand with several people, and when lived in Madrid, before either, but not what is now known as bottle; did what a small group. I left the capital to be disabled Botellón! Ya, no thanks why fear being rejected? No, I do not want; before it cost me to accept my new situation and not go out now almost up.

Do whys? It is mainly for fun. Is the profit motive: it is much cheaper to pay in the shop X per liter, which in a local X multiplied by 5, 10, 20, or more, 1 / 5 or less (Mr. Employer: If instead of predatory pricing was affordable, probably earned more). And most importantly, the social relationships in the hall going to be mostly with your friends, and if you connect it is not so crowded as the streets.

The arguments there are against, like many others, would not have if we had used to be considered. I live in supposedly peaceful place, there are no stores nearby, or nearby parks or areas up next ... Well, I wake up at dawn and singing voices high! The garbage would be no problem if they had explained that we must always use the paper (which we are loading the environment!). Not remedied to prohibit, as in this case, and consists of mosqueo , may from time yes and when to pass this time? If it happens that something does not like is it enforced? What the people we burned !

Teaching have respect

and not deprived of what satisfies.

In my opinion it is wrong from the start, said Pythagoras: "Educate the children and will not need to punish men." And teaching force is different , although channeled not be necessary to require . The teacher must set an example to taught and you do because I say so think it is a tremendous lack of respect.

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Is Education for Citizenship

and do not understand detractors.

Txetxu

Monday, September 21, 2009

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is already the summer with high temperatures, but the cycles are true, no doubt, and changing station is one them. Now the nice warm sun, the subtle aromas of the countryside, land-orange colors, leaves falling and the wind gently rustling at our feet ... (Wheelchair, in my case). How beautiful is nature!

Txetxu

Today Tuesday 22 September 2009, at 23h 19m hours Peninsular, begins the autumn in the northern hemisphere (the Southern Hemisphere celebrate spring). This station will last 89 days and 20 hours, the winter will begin on December 21. The night from Saturday to Sunday October 25 will take place on time change, so that at 3:00 will be 2:00.

The autumn is when seen from Earth, the Sun crosses the celestial Ecuador in its apparent movement. Today the length of day and night practically coincide, this is called the equinox.

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Friday, September 18, 2009

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BEHIND THE MECHANICS DENTAL ORTHODONTIC
The dental technician creates the teeth for orthodontics.

always see when we go to the dentist to the secretary who is who squared up the appointment, the dentist's assistant (a), the dentist (a) with whom we have an appointment or if the orthodontist orthodontics, and they play the role that his career is but sometimes when we do, or rather, to have made some teeth, it is precisely these people who make them. As of after them, dental mechanics. This is a group of people not all know but are those who build teeth through the appropriate use of equipment and materials.

dental mechanics have the ability to precisely follow the directions specified by a dentist in the development of teeth, that with the help of the best techniques and appropriate procedures in orthodontic appliances, dentures, partial removable dental ceramic. The dental technicians have the skills and orthodontic dental reconstructive construction, with capacity to compete and be used in any dental laboratory and the training needed to start their own business, which is one of the things as use these his career. According to Lesly

Villareal, student MECHANICAL PROFESSIONAL TECHNICAL DENTA, says it is important that applicants for this race have some requirements the following basic requirements to achieve excellent growth in its scope, "manual dexterity, psychomotor coordination, visual acuity visual, self-improvement, spirit of inquiry, ability to organize time well and high moral values \u200b\u200b"

So while the dentist recently, should not to overlook the work of the laboratory technician. SUSAN RUIZ

Saturday, September 5, 2009

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Luis Piedrahita and nuts

How I love the humor of this guy!

Monologue

King Of The Small Stuff

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I have a gnawing doubt: a peanut floating in a pool is still a nut?

The problem is that it goes nuts as the news of the First ... No information, no one to tell us: "Watch out! If you see a closed pistachio, do not try." Do not understand why we insist on open that pistachio, is absurd, is like trying to make love with Nancy ... It has no slot.

I remember I started studying this in the nuts because my parents told me they loved a phrase: "Long eye after school there is a man who gives candy with drugs." And I have searched and there was nobody. There was one that sold pipes to children, what indecency! Because pipes are much more dangerous than drugs, engage more. You open a bag of pipes and just everything, can not stop, you see that you have a problem and say, "Bah, the last!" That's like when you say: "This year will begin to study everything from day one." Tu you take the first you take her to the mouth, spit the shell, because the shells have to spit. There are people who try it out with your fingers is impossible because they are wet, then you will miss and you get stuck on your finger, try removing the other and it hits you in the other, go with your other hand and you stay to the end with a shell on each finger, the only thing you can do is shove in your mouth and spit. What happens is that the pipes condition our behavior; you a normal person sitting in a normal bank, you automatically give pipes and sits in the back of the bench. It's automatic, a bank eat the pipes sitting in the back, the seat is pa 'throw the shells, You will not be so pig put them into the ground! It is a terrible thing that happens is that the pipes going to eat so hooked, so hooked, so hooked like a junkie, there's only one thing you can out of that trance ... Pipe sour. Sour pipe is like finding a hair in a nipple, let's see what happens to that pipe? Why has that taste so horrible? You put it on the tongue and spit it be that is that you become a sprinkler. Terrible, some say bitter pipe is a pipe that expired ... I do not know, I do not get into that subject, because I mention the date of expiry of the pipes and I get disgusted because you grab your bag and read: expiration date, and says "look at back ", pussy, what they care to put it there! Terrible, a pipe are bitter and cuts your roll. But you find a stick and is a party! I do not understand, is a stick ... You go to the field and more. And knowing this I think what you could do for society and people can be happier is to be putting sticks into things. For example, to make us most excited every time we finance send a letter could give us a stick. Well, in this regard is doing what it can ...

Anyway I think what we like about the pipes are the shells, if fixing the pipes have not peeled grace. I think if shells were manufactured alone no pipes within would be more successful. But someone has taken the trouble to peel all those bare pipes, Who was it? And especially how much you have paid? Because right now you have to have lips like two sausages, he paid a fortunón open ... A fortunón ... Lips like two sausages ... To me that was the Duchess of Alba.

Monday, August 31, 2009

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When studying, if you had two misspelled examining all unapproved selectivity (not only in language, math up) And now I read some things that are written in an unintelligible language, it should be, but Cervantes is not! all make spelling mistakes when writing, I on 1, but do not imagine that intentionally. We understand the motives for saving in time and space, yet elsewhere we can write all the letters and the length you want. For example, in the blog entries tend to be well written, but some comments ... and say nothing when he entered tuenti ! To begin, a proper name starts with capital letter and they ignore that rule grammar.

Txetxu

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Where did we come?

The elements that make us up were part of them

Stars form from a gas cloud and interstellar dust. A mass of clouds of galactic matter condenses around them (future planets). The star with planets, is stable while consuming their stuff. Then it starts to expand and cool. Later grows, engulfing the planets. Eventually becomes unstable, begins to increase and shrink until it explodes.

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Stars are born when a large amount of matter in a space. Is compressed and heated until it starts a nuclear reaction, which consumes the material, turning it into energy. Small stars spend it slowly and last longer than large ones, but they all espulsado explode into space all the elements, 1 º converting hydrogen into helium, then this carbon, oxygen, nitrogen ... And now we create heavier atoms. The matter in the universe, including ourselves, comes from within them.

Click here to read more about the evolution of stars

These topics account Eons, 1 Eon years = 1,000,000,000 (one billion). I remember the 1st time I read about the age of the universe, then assumed they were between 10 and 20 Eons, I thought, of course, are sums in which one billion do not mean much! Eons recently calculated 14 and from what I've read recently is about 13,600,000,000 years (thirteen thousand six hundred million).

Txetxu

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Friday, August 28, 2009

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Frijolero - Molotov

Frijolero is how dismissive they have in the United States to refer the Mexicans. Molotov is Mexico City and talk about "wetbacks" (wetback): The racism and the response generated through so much abuse.

I'm already up

mother that I put a hat, then listen

say do not call me frijolero.

And although there is some respect and not metamos

noses,

never inflate currency making war

to other countries.

you pay with oil and interests

our debt, meanwhile

not know who gets the fair. Although we do

fame that we sellers, drug

we sow

you are consumers.

Do not call me gringo you

fuckin beaner stay on your side

of

That goddamn river do not call me gringo you beaner

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not tell me

beaner mr.

damn

scare you out by racist asshole

not call me frijoleros

click, gringo, damn.

Now I wish I had a dime for

Every single time I've gotten stared down

for Being in the wrong side of town

and a rich man if I'd be

I Had That Kind

of chips Lately I want to smack the Mouths

of These racists.

You can imagine from the outside

be a Mexican crossing the border

thinking of your family while you spend

leaving everything you know behind.

If you had to dodge bullets you

a few gringos rancheros

would you still say: good for nothing, wetback?

you if you had to start from scratch.

Now why do not you look down

to where your feet is Planted That U.S. soil

That Makes you take shit for granted

if not for Santa Ana, just to let you know That

Where Your Feet Are Would Be Planted mexico

RIGHT!

Friday, August 21, 2009

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The Devil on Wheels

Toño, "The Devil on Wheels" is one of the writers of El Hormiguero, a program of Four, and it usually appears in a set for fun with his monologues. Some say that lack of respect for the disabled, but I, as one of them, and speak for myself, do not see it:

I may seem funny that a street narrates the story of slipped once with that damn banana peel, but will not happen and that's why no one says that is an insult to us. As I found funny the adventures Toño which was wanting to portray in a photo booth, says if the banana peel I probably feel bad, but I understand it coming from him as "downplay the matter." It is easy to slip as we have eyes and in our case, we go to a photo studio as we are aware of the difficulties there.

Txetxu

I read that "he's disability has never been limited, or rather, has limited but has been devoted to what he liked: in addition to Pablo Motos writer has been disc-jockey Ponferrada bars, his hometown and other Malasaña district of Madrid, in addition to participating in the production of short films and a radio spot. He has recently published a book entitled "Surviving a mutation," in which he spoke with his usual irony in the world of the physically disabled and the superhero comics: Enemies of the Devil on Wheels are the Countess Christian Charity, Sergeant Prejudice and Professor Barreribus Arquitectónicus. "

Monday, August 17, 2009

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Religion is the opium of the people insist

No doubt Marx was referring to all religions, not only Catholic, not as a drug in the literal sense of the word, but as a smokescreen that keeps us from the real problems and we "fake" not react, we are like sheep , there is the true sense.

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I have fellow believers who want to go to church and they will make it very far. I wanted to see some inside, and impossible for us is that we are children of God! When were built there was no physical disabilities? Next door, about 200 meters, there is a church with a small step at the entrance, but enough so that we can not access, is solved with a ramp, not too big. While the Church says it has to handle the City, and this is something of the Church ... "The one another, the house without sweeping" and my fellow the boonies "their hard-to one and other?!

Today there is almost no one, the Church is the one from the village and is insensitive to the changes.

Txetxu

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

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When we visited the crew of Apollo 11, they present a suit of lights each. And even today the "souvenir" represents us most is the puppet of a bull. That once bad, but still I am ashamed that my country, I am proud to belong, be associated with a barbarity.

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The bullfight is the most topical and disgusting of our customs.

Txetxu

Friday, August 7, 2009

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THE GREAT MOTHER OF LIFE

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"He never owned Gaia,

is just the reverse"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

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been removed and the zero!

. - Parts of the insect

are three: in-sec-to. (Good!)

. - Word stemming

light bulb. (Here's a lit ...)

. - Discuss some of the May 2

In what year? (Here, hesitating that you know them all)

. - Nervous system stimulants

Coffee, snuff and women. (Wow, you've clavao, and sometimes they take you out of your boxes ...)

. - How many continents are there? Some

150, although I have not been at all. I know Majadahonda and Alcobendas. Anyway, now called Carrefour. (Phew!)

. - Do you know a plant without flowers?

know. (And as I come back to ask something I broke your face)

. - A worm that is not the earthworm

The worm of the sea. (If that is put on to egg)

. - The inner ear consists of utricle

and Dracula. (Against ignorance ... Imagination!)

. - Example of reptile

The snake slut. (If they go like sluts)

. - Polygon

man with many wives. (5 women Pentagon, hexagon 6 ... and so on)

. - Work and Energy Work

is if we take a chair and put it somewhere else, energy is when standing alone. (And strength is when it breaks)

. - Stamp Collectors

Syphilitic. (To know where they are put their very depraved)

. - Form the Benelux Countries

Belgium, Luxembourg and Neanderthal. (Man, the Dutch have apes face but not much)

. - Shellfish

Are those animals seen in bars, such as crab. (Y squid, which grow in sandwiches)

. - Quevedo

was lame, but one foot. (Good thing you've clarified)

. - Pediatric Medical

feet. (Convinced that life were known pedophiles)

. - Greek art

They made jugs. (Centuries of Beauty summarized in two simple words)

. - Subject of the sentence (elliptical)

Epileptic. (And the pronoun had Parkinson)

. - Ecosystems

Tundra and the bagpipes. (Do not forget the castanets)

. - Cogito, ergo sum I

picked for him. (And how was it?)

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Marsupials are animals that tits in a bag. (You are a degenerate!)

. - Dairy products

rice milk. (Derived from rice, milk rice)

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The vernacular languages \u200b\u200bspoken in the saloons. (Ah! So I do not hear. I thought it was because of the hassle, but it is a language)

. - Baroque Style

things made of clay. (As its name suggests)

. - Potter

who has a lantern. (Lamplighter, which makes things of clay, or things baroque)

. - Who founded Athens? César

eighth to taste. (Cágate, parrot ...)

. - What capacity does the man mean pulmonary?

About five thousand liters. (This must be a relative of the wolf blew down the houses of the Three Little Pigs)

. - What types of cattle are there?

Sheep, cattle and guarrino (Yes, cerdino and puerquino ...)

. - Fossils

gentlemen are very old ... (In an excavation found a grandfather with a beret and all)

. - What is an encyclical?

iron is a ship floating in the sea. (It's like the Popemobile, but by boat)

. - Polar Animals

are Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. (Do not forget the constellation of Orion)

. - The sixth commandment

harlot not your father and your mother. (Go with the Church, always bitter people)

. - Volcanoes

Mallorca is the Teide. Sea water solidifies and out of the crater. (Yes, that which is next to the Pyrenees. Salen even octopus in flares)

. -

Earthquakes are sudden movements that people swallow. (No I'd like to meet down the street a sudden movement of those)

. - Arteries

They are flexible plastic tubes. (I already was born with a pacemaker)

. -

Muhammad was born in Mecca after five years. (You can not imagine how badly his mother went to give birth, often stubborn had at that age)

. -

Napoleon is buried in "Paralyzed" in Paris. (Must be at hand that was silly)

. - The cerebellum

is the result of the brain. (How best is it in juice)

. - A painting by Velázquez

The Triplets (!)

. - What is the hypotenuse?

What is between the two rednecks. (Yes, between the cenutrio and Linnet)

. - Where was Jesus baptized?

In Rio de Janeiro. (With Ronaldinho and Romario, petite party stuck)

. - Felipe II was born

by proxy at Valladolid. (Not to say noses)

. - Who invented the lightning rod?

Frankenstein. (Fact and Fiction What's the difference?)

. - Insects

Malaria is caused by the fly "SS." (Damn flies Nazis)

. - What does leukocyte?

As its name suggests leu meaning animal, and Cocito , small. (Obviously, you have to be stupid not to realize)

. - Parties

Navel trunk, waist and nipple. (The nipple is a vital organ for humans)

. - Amphibians

In the frog eggs hatch into larvae called sperm. (Mmmmh, sperm in ponds ... Interesting)

. - Who was Hannibal?

A head cartilage.

(¡¿?!) . - The conquest Mexico

was performed by two Extremadura: Menéndez y Pelayo. (Would not Ortega y Gasset?)

. - Geography

In Holland, four people, one is a cow. (The cows to social security listed, are well advanced)

. - Religion

Cain killed Abel with a donkey's gizzard. (It took, but finally got it)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Low Cervix A Week Before My Period Is Due

The friend

Arab legend says a beautiful two friends traveling through the desert and discussed at a particular point of the trip. The other victim, nothing to say, wrote in the sand: Today, my best friend slapped me in the face.

They went and came to an oasis where they resolved to bathe.

who had been hurt started drowning, being saved by a friend.

With the recovery took a hard pen and wrote on a great stone: Today, my best friend saved my life.

Intrigued, the friend asked: Why, after I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now you write on a stone?

Smiling, the other friend replied: When a good friend offends us we write in the sand where the wind of forgetfulness and forgiveness are responsible for removing and off, on the other side when something great happens to us, we record in stone of the heart's memory where no wind throughout the world can erase it.

Stories think Jorge Bucay