Monday, August 31, 2009

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When studying, if you had two misspelled examining all unapproved selectivity (not only in language, math up) And now I read some things that are written in an unintelligible language, it should be, but Cervantes is not! all make spelling mistakes when writing, I on 1, but do not imagine that intentionally. We understand the motives for saving in time and space, yet elsewhere we can write all the letters and the length you want. For example, in the blog entries tend to be well written, but some comments ... and say nothing when he entered tuenti ! To begin, a proper name starts with capital letter and they ignore that rule grammar.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Front Load Washer Reviews

Where did we come?

The elements that make us up were part of them

Stars form from a gas cloud and interstellar dust. A mass of clouds of galactic matter condenses around them (future planets). The star with planets, is stable while consuming their stuff. Then it starts to expand and cool. Later grows, engulfing the planets. Eventually becomes unstable, begins to increase and shrink until it explodes.

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Stars are born when a large amount of matter in a space. Is compressed and heated until it starts a nuclear reaction, which consumes the material, turning it into energy. Small stars spend it slowly and last longer than large ones, but they all espulsado explode into space all the elements, 1 º converting hydrogen into helium, then this carbon, oxygen, nitrogen ... And now we create heavier atoms. The matter in the universe, including ourselves, comes from within them.

Click here to read more about the evolution of stars

These topics account Eons, 1 Eon years = 1,000,000,000 (one billion). I remember the 1st time I read about the age of the universe, then assumed they were between 10 and 20 Eons, I thought, of course, are sums in which one billion do not mean much! Eons recently calculated 14 and from what I've read recently is about 13,600,000,000 years (thirteen thousand six hundred million).

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Friday, August 28, 2009

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Nadine Jansen Blog Archive

Frijolero - Molotov

Frijolero is how dismissive they have in the United States to refer the Mexicans. Molotov is Mexico City and talk about "wetbacks" (wetback): The racism and the response generated through so much abuse.

I'm already up

mother that I put a hat, then listen

say do not call me frijolero.

And although there is some respect and not metamos

noses,

never inflate currency making war

to other countries.

you pay with oil and interests

our debt, meanwhile

not know who gets the fair. Although we do

fame that we sellers, drug

we sow

you are consumers.

Do not call me gringo you

fuckin beaner stay on your side

of

That goddamn river do not call me gringo you beaner

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not tell me

beaner mr.

damn

scare you out by racist asshole

not call me frijoleros

click, gringo, damn.

Now I wish I had a dime for

Every single time I've gotten stared down

for Being in the wrong side of town

and a rich man if I'd be

I Had That Kind

of chips Lately I want to smack the Mouths

of These racists.

You can imagine from the outside

be a Mexican crossing the border

thinking of your family while you spend

leaving everything you know behind.

If you had to dodge bullets you

a few gringos rancheros

would you still say: good for nothing, wetback?

you if you had to start from scratch.

Now why do not you look down

to where your feet is Planted That U.S. soil

That Makes you take shit for granted

if not for Santa Ana, just to let you know That

Where Your Feet Are Would Be Planted mexico

RIGHT!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Blurred Vision, Tingling Extremities

The Devil on Wheels

Toño, "The Devil on Wheels" is one of the writers of El Hormiguero, a program of Four, and it usually appears in a set for fun with his monologues. Some say that lack of respect for the disabled, but I, as one of them, and speak for myself, do not see it:

I may seem funny that a street narrates the story of slipped once with that damn banana peel, but will not happen and that's why no one says that is an insult to us. As I found funny the adventures Toño which was wanting to portray in a photo booth, says if the banana peel I probably feel bad, but I understand it coming from him as "downplay the matter." It is easy to slip as we have eyes and in our case, we go to a photo studio as we are aware of the difficulties there.

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I read that "he's disability has never been limited, or rather, has limited but has been devoted to what he liked: in addition to Pablo Motos writer has been disc-jockey Ponferrada bars, his hometown and other Malasaña district of Madrid, in addition to participating in the production of short films and a radio spot. He has recently published a book entitled "Surviving a mutation," in which he spoke with his usual irony in the world of the physically disabled and the superhero comics: Enemies of the Devil on Wheels are the Countess Christian Charity, Sergeant Prejudice and Professor Barreribus Arquitectónicus. "

Monday, August 17, 2009

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Religion is the opium of the people insist

No doubt Marx was referring to all religions, not only Catholic, not as a drug in the literal sense of the word, but as a smokescreen that keeps us from the real problems and we "fake" not react, we are like sheep , there is the true sense.

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I have fellow believers who want to go to church and they will make it very far. I wanted to see some inside, and impossible for us is that we are children of God! When were built there was no physical disabilities? Next door, about 200 meters, there is a church with a small step at the entrance, but enough so that we can not access, is solved with a ramp, not too big. While the Church says it has to handle the City, and this is something of the Church ... "The one another, the house without sweeping" and my fellow the boonies "their hard-to one and other?!

Today there is almost no one, the Church is the one from the village and is insensitive to the changes.

Txetxu

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

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When we visited the crew of Apollo 11, they present a suit of lights each. And even today the "souvenir" represents us most is the puppet of a bull. That once bad, but still I am ashamed that my country, I am proud to belong, be associated with a barbarity.

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The bullfight is the most topical and disgusting of our customs.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

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Gaia - Mago De Oz

THE GREAT MOTHER OF LIFE

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"He never owned Gaia,

is just the reverse"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Does Your Cervix Open When Your Period Comes

been removed and the zero!

. - Parts of the insect

are three: in-sec-to. (Good!)

. - Word stemming

light bulb. (Here's a lit ...)

. - Discuss some of the May 2

In what year? (Here, hesitating that you know them all)

. - Nervous system stimulants

Coffee, snuff and women. (Wow, you've clavao, and sometimes they take you out of your boxes ...)

. - How many continents are there? Some

150, although I have not been at all. I know Majadahonda and Alcobendas. Anyway, now called Carrefour. (Phew!)

. - Do you know a plant without flowers?

know. (And as I come back to ask something I broke your face)

. - A worm that is not the earthworm

The worm of the sea. (If that is put on to egg)

. - The inner ear consists of utricle

and Dracula. (Against ignorance ... Imagination!)

. - Example of reptile

The snake slut. (If they go like sluts)

. - Polygon

man with many wives. (5 women Pentagon, hexagon 6 ... and so on)

. - Work and Energy Work

is if we take a chair and put it somewhere else, energy is when standing alone. (And strength is when it breaks)

. - Stamp Collectors

Syphilitic. (To know where they are put their very depraved)

. - Form the Benelux Countries

Belgium, Luxembourg and Neanderthal. (Man, the Dutch have apes face but not much)

. - Shellfish

Are those animals seen in bars, such as crab. (Y squid, which grow in sandwiches)

. - Quevedo

was lame, but one foot. (Good thing you've clarified)

. - Pediatric Medical

feet. (Convinced that life were known pedophiles)

. - Greek art

They made jugs. (Centuries of Beauty summarized in two simple words)

. - Subject of the sentence (elliptical)

Epileptic. (And the pronoun had Parkinson)

. - Ecosystems

Tundra and the bagpipes. (Do not forget the castanets)

. - Cogito, ergo sum I

picked for him. (And how was it?)

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Marsupials are animals that tits in a bag. (You are a degenerate!)

. - Dairy products

rice milk. (Derived from rice, milk rice)

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The vernacular languages \u200b\u200bspoken in the saloons. (Ah! So I do not hear. I thought it was because of the hassle, but it is a language)

. - Baroque Style

things made of clay. (As its name suggests)

. - Potter

who has a lantern. (Lamplighter, which makes things of clay, or things baroque)

. - Who founded Athens? César

eighth to taste. (Cágate, parrot ...)

. - What capacity does the man mean pulmonary?

About five thousand liters. (This must be a relative of the wolf blew down the houses of the Three Little Pigs)

. - What types of cattle are there?

Sheep, cattle and guarrino (Yes, cerdino and puerquino ...)

. - Fossils

gentlemen are very old ... (In an excavation found a grandfather with a beret and all)

. - What is an encyclical?

iron is a ship floating in the sea. (It's like the Popemobile, but by boat)

. - Polar Animals

are Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. (Do not forget the constellation of Orion)

. - The sixth commandment

harlot not your father and your mother. (Go with the Church, always bitter people)

. - Volcanoes

Mallorca is the Teide. Sea water solidifies and out of the crater. (Yes, that which is next to the Pyrenees. Salen even octopus in flares)

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Earthquakes are sudden movements that people swallow. (No I'd like to meet down the street a sudden movement of those)

. - Arteries

They are flexible plastic tubes. (I already was born with a pacemaker)

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Muhammad was born in Mecca after five years. (You can not imagine how badly his mother went to give birth, often stubborn had at that age)

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Napoleon is buried in "Paralyzed" in Paris. (Must be at hand that was silly)

. - The cerebellum

is the result of the brain. (How best is it in juice)

. - A painting by Velázquez

The Triplets (!)

. - What is the hypotenuse?

What is between the two rednecks. (Yes, between the cenutrio and Linnet)

. - Where was Jesus baptized?

In Rio de Janeiro. (With Ronaldinho and Romario, petite party stuck)

. - Felipe II was born

by proxy at Valladolid. (Not to say noses)

. - Who invented the lightning rod?

Frankenstein. (Fact and Fiction What's the difference?)

. - Insects

Malaria is caused by the fly "SS." (Damn flies Nazis)

. - What does leukocyte?

As its name suggests leu meaning animal, and Cocito , small. (Obviously, you have to be stupid not to realize)

. - Parties

Navel trunk, waist and nipple. (The nipple is a vital organ for humans)

. - Amphibians

In the frog eggs hatch into larvae called sperm. (Mmmmh, sperm in ponds ... Interesting)

. - Who was Hannibal?

A head cartilage.

(¡¿?!) . - The conquest Mexico

was performed by two Extremadura: Menéndez y Pelayo. (Would not Ortega y Gasset?)

. - Geography

In Holland, four people, one is a cow. (The cows to social security listed, are well advanced)

. - Religion

Cain killed Abel with a donkey's gizzard. (It took, but finally got it)